nonesense lalalalallalalalla
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of warter
Jack fell down adn bumped his crown
and Jill came tumbling arfter!
YAYS! nininnininnninin
i bes failin math
Monday, October 13, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Chemistry
yea....so im having fun learning about atom orbitals and suddenly my chem book starts chomping at me! it grabs my unsuspecting arm and then goes for my teacher's tie! oh no! ruuuunnnn!!!!
im bored...this is the start of my story....sombody finish it
im bored...this is the start of my story....sombody finish it
Monday, September 22, 2008
continuing the saga of awesomeness
chappie dos:
The pirate genie led Cogsworth down to his father's boat and showed him how to take down the rigging and all the other things one needs to know when sailing a boat before his father came back from a fishing trip with his friends. Cogsworth and the pirate genie were on thier way! Cogsworth left a note for his dad even though the pirate genie didn't approve.
Life was good. The two had many adventures in their search for the chrystal skull until finally they came upon a man named indiana jones who they found was searching for the same thing. Together they found the ancient inca people and fought their way in so that they could make the aliens leave. Finally a movie was made but indiana had stolen all the glory for himself and so Cogsworth and the pirate genie returned home and lived happily ever after on the treasure they stole from indy! yays!!!
The pirate genie led Cogsworth down to his father's boat and showed him how to take down the rigging and all the other things one needs to know when sailing a boat before his father came back from a fishing trip with his friends. Cogsworth and the pirate genie were on thier way! Cogsworth left a note for his dad even though the pirate genie didn't approve.
Life was good. The two had many adventures in their search for the chrystal skull until finally they came upon a man named indiana jones who they found was searching for the same thing. Together they found the ancient inca people and fought their way in so that they could make the aliens leave. Finally a movie was made but indiana had stolen all the glory for himself and so Cogsworth and the pirate genie returned home and lived happily ever after on the treasure they stole from indy! yays!!!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
rudolf the red nosed reindeer
heys! tom is pirate day! This is just in teh spirit of christmas for all those pirate fans out there! Written on da spot:
We are the pirates, what?
of da carribean!
Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a little boy and his name was Cogsworth. He decided one day that he wanted to go for a walk on the beach. And so he did. While he was strolling he came upon a most remarkable shell. It had a design that looked like a face on it and when the boy turned it over he found it wasnt a shell at all! It was a closed up clam. Well of course, being hte little curious boy he was, he had to try and open it. But try as he might he couldnt do it. Finally he tried to rub it, thinking maybe ti was like a genie in a bottle.
"What the hell man!"
Cogsworth looked around but there was no one htere.
"Down here sicko!"
Could it be? Cogsworth looked down at the shell and hte face had come to life!
Barnacles encrusted on his face cracked and crumbled as hte face started to yell at him.
"You are gross! Why would you start RUBBING me man! Geez!"
and tehn he started saying a bunch of words that Cogswoth knew he was not supposed to say and a few taht he didnt know but tucked away for later. Finally hte face started to calm down and tried ot smile at cogsworht.
"Hi. Sorry kid...sometimes I have a problem with my temper but you didnt know any better..."
"What are you?"
"I am not a what I am a WHO! my name is blackmoustache."
"didnt you kinda steal that name from blackbeard?"
"NO! just the opposite! he stole it from me! he used to scrub teh deck of my ship! hte black pearl!"
"I've never heard of that ship. and I've heard of all teh pirate ships in the caribbean. me dads a sailor."
"for the east india trading company?"
"no! o course not!"
"good! whew!"
"well kid...i guess i gotta help you now."
"what? why"
"becasue you rubbed my shell! that means you have to go on a voyage of no return and i have to give you advice."
"what! thats horrible! why would you do that if ur supposed to be a genie!"
"a pirate genie lad."
"ooooh...well where do i go? do i at least get to say goodbye to my dad?"
"dont you get it? you have to supply the ship for the voyage!"
"where are we even going though? i dont think my dad'll let me borrow the boat."
"then you'll ahve to steal it. adn we're in search of the crystal skull of course!"
"the crystal skulll!? but people've been searching for it for years and havent found it yet! its just a legend!"
"a legend you say? narrrrgh. it be as true as me own rear end! and all it needs is a fresh young mind to search for it!"
"But you dont have a rear end!"
"exactly."
To BE Continued
We are the pirates, what?
of da carribean!
Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a little boy and his name was Cogsworth. He decided one day that he wanted to go for a walk on the beach. And so he did. While he was strolling he came upon a most remarkable shell. It had a design that looked like a face on it and when the boy turned it over he found it wasnt a shell at all! It was a closed up clam. Well of course, being hte little curious boy he was, he had to try and open it. But try as he might he couldnt do it. Finally he tried to rub it, thinking maybe ti was like a genie in a bottle.
"What the hell man!"
Cogsworth looked around but there was no one htere.
"Down here sicko!"
Could it be? Cogsworth looked down at the shell and hte face had come to life!
Barnacles encrusted on his face cracked and crumbled as hte face started to yell at him.
"You are gross! Why would you start RUBBING me man! Geez!"
and tehn he started saying a bunch of words that Cogswoth knew he was not supposed to say and a few taht he didnt know but tucked away for later. Finally hte face started to calm down and tried ot smile at cogsworht.
"Hi. Sorry kid...sometimes I have a problem with my temper but you didnt know any better..."
"What are you?"
"I am not a what I am a WHO! my name is blackmoustache."
"didnt you kinda steal that name from blackbeard?"
"NO! just the opposite! he stole it from me! he used to scrub teh deck of my ship! hte black pearl!"
"I've never heard of that ship. and I've heard of all teh pirate ships in the caribbean. me dads a sailor."
"for the east india trading company?"
"no! o course not!"
"good! whew!"
"well kid...i guess i gotta help you now."
"what? why"
"becasue you rubbed my shell! that means you have to go on a voyage of no return and i have to give you advice."
"what! thats horrible! why would you do that if ur supposed to be a genie!"
"a pirate genie lad."
"ooooh...well where do i go? do i at least get to say goodbye to my dad?"
"dont you get it? you have to supply the ship for the voyage!"
"where are we even going though? i dont think my dad'll let me borrow the boat."
"then you'll ahve to steal it. adn we're in search of the crystal skull of course!"
"the crystal skulll!? but people've been searching for it for years and havent found it yet! its just a legend!"
"a legend you say? narrrrgh. it be as true as me own rear end! and all it needs is a fresh young mind to search for it!"
"But you dont have a rear end!"
"exactly."
To BE Continued
aaannnd
and to people like Maddie who sometimes occasionally read my blog I'ma give yous the start of my otha story....but i hate it so i prob wont finish it..started in like 8th grade or somefin....oh wells
Falling
Chapter One ~ The Tumble
There are many different ways to tumble, you can tumble physically, emotionally, head over heels…the tumble in this story, though, was a physical one and it hurt quite a bit.
Fritz was forced into a sack that blocked out all the sun and resisted all his attempts to break it. He pounded and kicked until his eyes slowly closed and his body ignored his feeble attempts to stay awake. The two guardsmen pushed his seven year old body into the sea from the battlements 200 feet above it.
Fritz’s body was washed up on a shore pounded and battered by the waves into a little cove, out of the cool night air. Still not really awake he coughed up the water he had swallowed and awoke in what seemed to a million years later on a bed of seaweed. Seeing the strange vision of a lady in the back of his mind, he looked around. The cave was fairly large and reached far back into darkness. Fritz couldn’t remember how he has gotten here but decided to look around. He went outside and saw the ocean in all directions. He was on a sandy beach strewn with seaweed and loud for the screech of the seagulls flying overhead. He started walking down the beach, and in a little while he came upon a picnic basket with a young couple sitting and eating out of a basket. When they first saw him walking towards them they weren’t alarmed but as he came closer the woman gasped and ran up to him. The man followed at a more stately trot. The woman said;
“Do you need any help? Are you all right? What are you doing here all alone? Who are—“
The boy cut her off, “I do not remember anything that happened before I woke up in a cave along that way…” and so he proceeded to tell her of the bed of seaweed and how he remembered a woman.
The couple was newly married with a child of their own but they took the boy in for a time and called him Daniel.
The next week, the couple, whom Daniel had learned to call Meagan and Paul, took Daniel into town to see if anyone knew who he was.
No one did, there were always things thrown upon the beach that Daniel was found on. It seemed anything that was lost at sea ended up landing somewhere on the shores of the Charter Peninsula.
Chapter 2 ~ Dreaming
Daniel woke up the next morning from the strangest dream. He was standing on a rocking wooden deck that swayed softly beneath him as he gazed longingly into the water. He couldn’t remember what he was looking for but he had the strangest urge to dive into the waves. Daniel had had this dream for as long as he was living with Meagan and Paul. He remembered nothing of his life before the cave in Charter bay.
He was happy in the little town of Snowden, since they could not find Daniel’s parents or any relatives they decided to keep him until he was of age and find his fortune.
Meagan and Paul had only one child, a boy named Sid, who made Daniel’s life a living hell…
Falling
Chapter One ~ The Tumble
There are many different ways to tumble, you can tumble physically, emotionally, head over heels…the tumble in this story, though, was a physical one and it hurt quite a bit.
Fritz was forced into a sack that blocked out all the sun and resisted all his attempts to break it. He pounded and kicked until his eyes slowly closed and his body ignored his feeble attempts to stay awake. The two guardsmen pushed his seven year old body into the sea from the battlements 200 feet above it.
Fritz’s body was washed up on a shore pounded and battered by the waves into a little cove, out of the cool night air. Still not really awake he coughed up the water he had swallowed and awoke in what seemed to a million years later on a bed of seaweed. Seeing the strange vision of a lady in the back of his mind, he looked around. The cave was fairly large and reached far back into darkness. Fritz couldn’t remember how he has gotten here but decided to look around. He went outside and saw the ocean in all directions. He was on a sandy beach strewn with seaweed and loud for the screech of the seagulls flying overhead. He started walking down the beach, and in a little while he came upon a picnic basket with a young couple sitting and eating out of a basket. When they first saw him walking towards them they weren’t alarmed but as he came closer the woman gasped and ran up to him. The man followed at a more stately trot. The woman said;
“Do you need any help? Are you all right? What are you doing here all alone? Who are—“
The boy cut her off, “I do not remember anything that happened before I woke up in a cave along that way…” and so he proceeded to tell her of the bed of seaweed and how he remembered a woman.
The couple was newly married with a child of their own but they took the boy in for a time and called him Daniel.
The next week, the couple, whom Daniel had learned to call Meagan and Paul, took Daniel into town to see if anyone knew who he was.
No one did, there were always things thrown upon the beach that Daniel was found on. It seemed anything that was lost at sea ended up landing somewhere on the shores of the Charter Peninsula.
Chapter 2 ~ Dreaming
Daniel woke up the next morning from the strangest dream. He was standing on a rocking wooden deck that swayed softly beneath him as he gazed longingly into the water. He couldn’t remember what he was looking for but he had the strangest urge to dive into the waves. Daniel had had this dream for as long as he was living with Meagan and Paul. He remembered nothing of his life before the cave in Charter bay.
He was happy in the little town of Snowden, since they could not find Daniel’s parents or any relatives they decided to keep him until he was of age and find his fortune.
Meagan and Paul had only one child, a boy named Sid, who made Daniel’s life a living hell…
well helloooooo there!
hola! como estas? Life is pretty much back to normal (as normal as my life ever is) except....
I GOT A PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
omg right? I've never had a puppy! We always get older SPCAers or Last Chancers! Yays!
hes da bomb! his name is Archie and he kinda looks like a girl but whatever.....boo hoo!
and I realized that I never posted my story so...im on chapter 7 now but here's chapter one!
One day a girl named Maddie Huddle was reading Twilight…
THIS IS AN ON GOING SERIES, IM POSTING THIS AS A TEASER TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD WANT ME TO WRITE MORE…TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!
(i was goin to post it on deviantart but didnt...
(She had blue tips now instead of Raven tips)
She had just gotten to the part where Bella kisses Edward for the first time when she had a hot and cold flash and had the strange feeling that someone was watching her…
She didn’t look up from her book.
She was too engrossed.
She really should have.
Suddenly Maddie felt a hot prick on her neck…it may have been her imagination but she wanted to believe she was a vampire…
She got up and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror…
She looked closely… were those bite marks?
What was happening to her hair? It almost looked like it was… it was! And her fingers were disappearing one by one. Her grip no the table slackened until she could not feel it anymore. She tore her eyes off her hand, her other hand had gone through the table! She was like a ghost…
Soon Maddie would be gone altogether, she had to do something!
She ran down the stairs and yelled to her parents…they couldn’t hear her.
Maddie decided she would have to find the person who had bitten her. She felt the bite marks on her neck and had an idea. She ran back upstairs to her room…
She was right. Her body lay on the bed as cold as a vampire. Maddie didn’t cry, she couldn’t, she just stood there in shock. Then she noticed that her body was moving. Its chest was rising up and down slightly. She was alive! But she wasn’t in her body, what was going on?
Behind her a shrill voice said, “you will soon be dead.”Maddie whirled around but all she saw was the hem of a dark cloak as it covered her face and everything went black.
To read the rest of the story ask Rachel…she might tell you, or not.
I GOT A PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
omg right? I've never had a puppy! We always get older SPCAers or Last Chancers! Yays!
hes da bomb! his name is Archie and he kinda looks like a girl but whatever.....boo hoo!
and I realized that I never posted my story so...im on chapter 7 now but here's chapter one!
One day a girl named Maddie Huddle was reading Twilight…
THIS IS AN ON GOING SERIES, IM POSTING THIS AS A TEASER TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD WANT ME TO WRITE MORE…TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!
(i was goin to post it on deviantart but didnt...
(She had blue tips now instead of Raven tips)
She had just gotten to the part where Bella kisses Edward for the first time when she had a hot and cold flash and had the strange feeling that someone was watching her…
She didn’t look up from her book.
She was too engrossed.
She really should have.
Suddenly Maddie felt a hot prick on her neck…it may have been her imagination but she wanted to believe she was a vampire…
She got up and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror…
She looked closely… were those bite marks?
What was happening to her hair? It almost looked like it was… it was! And her fingers were disappearing one by one. Her grip no the table slackened until she could not feel it anymore. She tore her eyes off her hand, her other hand had gone through the table! She was like a ghost…
Soon Maddie would be gone altogether, she had to do something!
She ran down the stairs and yelled to her parents…they couldn’t hear her.
Maddie decided she would have to find the person who had bitten her. She felt the bite marks on her neck and had an idea. She ran back upstairs to her room…
She was right. Her body lay on the bed as cold as a vampire. Maddie didn’t cry, she couldn’t, she just stood there in shock. Then she noticed that her body was moving. Its chest was rising up and down slightly. She was alive! But she wasn’t in her body, what was going on?
Behind her a shrill voice said, “you will soon be dead.”Maddie whirled around but all she saw was the hem of a dark cloak as it covered her face and everything went black.
To read the rest of the story ask Rachel…she might tell you, or not.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
mashed potatoes
ok....so I know I havent written in a while but its been pretty boring since I got back from camp. I did get my 2 bottom wisdom teeth pulled! nad my diet for about 2 weeks consisted of mashed potatoes and soup! But thats ok becuase now I can officially eat crunchy stuffs! Hurrrah!!! Well ttyl. moo!
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