Monday, October 13, 2008

blarch

nonesense lalalalallalalalla

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of warter
Jack fell down adn bumped his crown
and Jill came tumbling arfter!

YAYS! nininnininnninin


i bes failin math

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Chemistry

yea....so im having fun learning about atom orbitals and suddenly my chem book starts chomping at me! it grabs my unsuspecting arm and then goes for my teacher's tie! oh no! ruuuunnnn!!!!

im bored...this is the start of my story....sombody finish it

Monday, September 22, 2008

continuing the saga of awesomeness

chappie dos:

The pirate genie led Cogsworth down to his father's boat and showed him how to take down the rigging and all the other things one needs to know when sailing a boat before his father came back from a fishing trip with his friends. Cogsworth and the pirate genie were on thier way! Cogsworth left a note for his dad even though the pirate genie didn't approve.
Life was good. The two had many adventures in their search for the chrystal skull until finally they came upon a man named indiana jones who they found was searching for the same thing. Together they found the ancient inca people and fought their way in so that they could make the aliens leave. Finally a movie was made but indiana had stolen all the glory for himself and so Cogsworth and the pirate genie returned home and lived happily ever after on the treasure they stole from indy! yays!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

rudolf the red nosed reindeer

heys! tom is pirate day! This is just in teh spirit of christmas for all those pirate fans out there! Written on da spot:


We are the pirates, what?
of da carribean!


Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a little boy and his name was Cogsworth. He decided one day that he wanted to go for a walk on the beach. And so he did. While he was strolling he came upon a most remarkable shell. It had a design that looked like a face on it and when the boy turned it over he found it wasnt a shell at all! It was a closed up clam. Well of course, being hte little curious boy he was, he had to try and open it. But try as he might he couldnt do it. Finally he tried to rub it, thinking maybe ti was like a genie in a bottle.
"What the hell man!"
Cogsworth looked around but there was no one htere.
"Down here sicko!"
Could it be? Cogsworth looked down at the shell and hte face had come to life!
Barnacles encrusted on his face cracked and crumbled as hte face started to yell at him.
"You are gross! Why would you start RUBBING me man! Geez!"
and tehn he started saying a bunch of words that Cogswoth knew he was not supposed to say and a few taht he didnt know but tucked away for later. Finally hte face started to calm down and tried ot smile at cogsworht.
"Hi. Sorry kid...sometimes I have a problem with my temper but you didnt know any better..."
"What are you?"
"I am not a what I am a WHO! my name is blackmoustache."
"didnt you kinda steal that name from blackbeard?"
"NO! just the opposite! he stole it from me! he used to scrub teh deck of my ship! hte black pearl!"
"I've never heard of that ship. and I've heard of all teh pirate ships in the caribbean. me dads a sailor."
"for the east india trading company?"
"no! o course not!"
"good! whew!"
"well kid...i guess i gotta help you now."
"what? why"
"becasue you rubbed my shell! that means you have to go on a voyage of no return and i have to give you advice."
"what! thats horrible! why would you do that if ur supposed to be a genie!"
"a pirate genie lad."
"ooooh...well where do i go? do i at least get to say goodbye to my dad?"
"dont you get it? you have to supply the ship for the voyage!"
"where are we even going though? i dont think my dad'll let me borrow the boat."
"then you'll ahve to steal it. adn we're in search of the crystal skull of course!"
"the crystal skulll!? but people've been searching for it for years and havent found it yet! its just a legend!"
"a legend you say? narrrrgh. it be as true as me own rear end! and all it needs is a fresh young mind to search for it!"
"But you dont have a rear end!"
"exactly."

To BE Continued

aaannnd

and to people like Maddie who sometimes occasionally read my blog I'ma give yous the start of my otha story....but i hate it so i prob wont finish it..started in like 8th grade or somefin....oh wells


Falling
Chapter One ~ The Tumble
There are many different ways to tumble, you can tumble physically, emotionally, head over heels…the tumble in this story, though, was a physical one and it hurt quite a bit.
Fritz was forced into a sack that blocked out all the sun and resisted all his attempts to break it. He pounded and kicked until his eyes slowly closed and his body ignored his feeble attempts to stay awake. The two guardsmen pushed his seven year old body into the sea from the battlements 200 feet above it.
Fritz’s body was washed up on a shore pounded and battered by the waves into a little cove, out of the cool night air. Still not really awake he coughed up the water he had swallowed and awoke in what seemed to a million years later on a bed of seaweed. Seeing the strange vision of a lady in the back of his mind, he looked around. The cave was fairly large and reached far back into darkness. Fritz couldn’t remember how he has gotten here but decided to look around. He went outside and saw the ocean in all directions. He was on a sandy beach strewn with seaweed and loud for the screech of the seagulls flying overhead. He started walking down the beach, and in a little while he came upon a picnic basket with a young couple sitting and eating out of a basket. When they first saw him walking towards them they weren’t alarmed but as he came closer the woman gasped and ran up to him. The man followed at a more stately trot. The woman said;
“Do you need any help? Are you all right? What are you doing here all alone? Who are—“
The boy cut her off, “I do not remember anything that happened before I woke up in a cave along that way…” and so he proceeded to tell her of the bed of seaweed and how he remembered a woman.
The couple was newly married with a child of their own but they took the boy in for a time and called him Daniel.
The next week, the couple, whom Daniel had learned to call Meagan and Paul, took Daniel into town to see if anyone knew who he was.
No one did, there were always things thrown upon the beach that Daniel was found on. It seemed anything that was lost at sea ended up landing somewhere on the shores of the Charter Peninsula.
Chapter 2 ~ Dreaming
Daniel woke up the next morning from the strangest dream. He was standing on a rocking wooden deck that swayed softly beneath him as he gazed longingly into the water. He couldn’t remember what he was looking for but he had the strangest urge to dive into the waves. Daniel had had this dream for as long as he was living with Meagan and Paul. He remembered nothing of his life before the cave in Charter bay.
He was happy in the little town of Snowden, since they could not find Daniel’s parents or any relatives they decided to keep him until he was of age and find his fortune.
Meagan and Paul had only one child, a boy named Sid, who made Daniel’s life a living hell…

well helloooooo there!

hola! como estas? Life is pretty much back to normal (as normal as my life ever is) except....

I GOT A PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!


omg right? I've never had a puppy! We always get older SPCAers or Last Chancers! Yays!
hes da bomb! his name is Archie and he kinda looks like a girl but whatever.....boo hoo!
and I realized that I never posted my story so...im on chapter 7 now but here's chapter one!






One day a girl named Maddie Huddle was reading Twilight…

THIS IS AN ON GOING SERIES, IM POSTING THIS AS A TEASER TO SEE IF PEOPLE WOULD WANT ME TO WRITE MORE…TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!
(i was goin to post it on deviantart but didnt...

(She had blue tips now instead of Raven tips)






She had just gotten to the part where Bella kisses Edward for the first time when she had a hot and cold flash and had the strange feeling that someone was watching her…
She didn’t look up from her book.

She was too engrossed.

She really should have.
Suddenly Maddie felt a hot prick on her neck…it may have been her imagination but she wanted to believe she was a vampire…
She got up and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror…
She looked closely… were those bite marks?








What was happening to her hair? It almost looked like it was… it was! And her fingers were disappearing one by one. Her grip no the table slackened until she could not feel it anymore. She tore her eyes off her hand, her other hand had gone through the table! She was like a ghost…






Soon Maddie would be gone altogether, she had to do something!






She ran down the stairs and yelled to her parents…they couldn’t hear her.
Maddie decided she would have to find the person who had bitten her. She felt the bite marks on her neck and had an idea. She ran back upstairs to her room…
She was right. Her body lay on the bed as cold as a vampire. Maddie didn’t cry, she couldn’t, she just stood there in shock. Then she noticed that her body was moving. Its chest was rising up and down slightly. She was alive! But she wasn’t in her body, what was going on?
Behind her a shrill voice said, “you will soon be dead.”Maddie whirled around but all she saw was the hem of a dark cloak as it covered her face and everything went black.
To read the rest of the story ask Rachel…she might tell you, or not.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

mashed potatoes

ok....so I know I havent written in a while but its been pretty boring since I got back from camp. I did get my 2 bottom wisdom teeth pulled! nad my diet for about 2 weeks consisted of mashed potatoes and soup! But thats ok becuase now I can officially eat crunchy stuffs! Hurrrah!!! Well ttyl. moo!

Friday, August 8, 2008

I'm back!!! and bigger then ever!!!

i love my TMers! i miss you all sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

poems!!

as maddie is posting the poems she made out of classs i shall post mine! yay! P.S. teh newspaper came out today! i did page 9!! hurrah!!!!! hello nobody!!!

1 waves crash overhead
2 floating on an angry sea
3 white fills the water
4 eyes turn heavenward to greet rain

2 floating on an angry sea
5 give up to feel arms around a too cold waist
4 eyes turn heavenward to greet rain
6 and gaze into an angels eyes

5 give up to feel arms around a too cold waist
7 hope returns, look up to the savior
6 and gaze into an angels eyes
8 eyes go wide; body shudders, and goes limp in strong arms

7 hope returns, look up to the savior
3 white fills the water
8 eyes go wide; body shudders, and goes limp in strong arms
1 waves crash overhead

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

dissections

hi everybody! I'm getting pretty good grades and life is pretty good! of course as soon as i take the exams they will all plummet but im trying not to think about that! ok back to teh subject at hand...dissections...ive been debating aaaaalllllll week. well however long its been since i heard about it....do y'all think its right for me to have dissected something when im a vegetarian? i actually think dissections are cool adn i guess thats even worse.... dont know what I want to be when i grow up but I'm thinking about being a veterinarian....who knows? but i think dissections are cool and it would be a good thing to have in my mind if i am going into anything sciency right? but is it ok for me to actually *want* to dissect that squid? whould it be wrong for me to as i am a vegetarian? like it is for science right? but should those animals have been killed for *kids* to dissect them when we now have the ablity to do it online?
this was the question i plugged into yahoo malaysia....check out all the answers i got! i guess it was a good question but i still dont know what to think....
http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aguri7IS.LgWJOuXo53QY7S4QAx.;_ylv=3?qid=20080512084522AAMgn5l

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

TAMS!!!!

If you're wondering why I'm writing 2 blogs in one day my reasons are that I'm bored and that I figured my may folder looked lonely....I'm just a crazy person! Well....for those of you nerds who DONT know, Tams are Tamaracks, like the tree. That is what you are called when you go to my camp for your last year. *cry* that is what I will be this year....and then I have to be responsible adn get jobs and all that stuff. Ima keeeeel myself. I love B.T!!!!! Even if there are some chicagoans there and we have our differences....biatches and all that...

Take nothing for granted

You know that saying? Its the thing all exasperated mothers say when they are fed up with their spoiled child. Well you know what? That is has my siblings written all over it! I just want to punch them for all the things they think they can get or have in life! My sister just this morning was like, "Mom give me $5" and my mom gave it to her! Without even asking what it was for! If that had been me, even though i would have asked for it instead of saying give, she would have been like, "What do you want it for?" and suspect i was buying maryuana with it or somehting! The older child is always treated a lot differently! You'd think they would say you're responsible Rae and not ask me but no! The older child has to be protected? taht doesnt make sense! they should be babying my siblings shouldnt they? they baby them with everything else!!!! arrrghhh!! I am just sooo fed up with my brother being allowed to behave in any way that he wants and not get punished while i have to deal with, 'Rachel! How dare you speak harshly to your brother! Get in the car!" or "Rachel! Don't tickle him when he tells you to stop!" Are you tehre God? Its me, Rachel!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Twilight Movie!!!

ok, you know I had to write about this someday! its so exciting! The movie comes out like a couple months after the harry potter movie on the 12/12/08!! yay!!! The preview for the movie will be at the beginning of hte Indiana Jones and Speed Racer movies! I'm going to go with my dad to see the Speed Racer movie just to see that preview and then i will just leave him in the theater and watch another movie! Im a true stephenie meyer fanatic and I've been trying to keep up with all teh blogs on her website! ahhhh!!!!!! ahahhahaha! Im laughing at myself. I'm a loser.

Monday, April 28, 2008

itty bitty tiny things

I am freaking out man! I'm gonna turn into a germaphobe!!!!!! Ahhhh!!! There are creepy little germs everywhere! THere are dust mites, which I'm allergic to, in my pillow!!!!!!!!!!!! Ima breath em in when im asleepy!!!!!!!!!

Yea right! How could you believe I, Rachel, am a germaphobe! That was all fake.........cough, cough....OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Bush's Proclamation

Yay! Today is the 25th of April!! This day in history what happened? Haha, if you listen to XM radio then this will sound familiar! Yay! Well this day in history this stuff: http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/onthisday.aspx

happened!!!

i thought the radio said something about launching the apollo...but i couldnt find it so....yea....but today Bush is signing a proclamation about being aware of malaria!!! yay!!! except there is the whole thing in biology where it is like making it good to be a carrier of sickle cell...so malaria is extra bad!!!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

ITALIA!!!!

Well hi everybody! hyuck uck! I just gots back from Italy 2 days ago! Yay! It was so beautiful there! I can't describe it. If you ever have a chance to travel there then you should definatly go! Even if you arent in an art class or latin class or italian class...ive never actually heard of an italian class in high shcool but....whatevs.....yea so its not springtime gloomies anymore it is now sunshine and daisies! yay! harry pottter! ima nerd! byes! ill post some pics soon!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Do you believe in destiny?

I do. At least sometimes. I think that you create your own destiny. By making choices you change it so it is definatly not set in stone. But lets say I decide to marry a hobo, a very nice one, but a homeless person. I will have just changed my path, the course I am taking in life. Do you see what I mean? People talk about fate like there is no stopping it but I think you control your own life. Making good choices may not always work out for the best later. You never know. I mau be a god-faring person but that doesnt mean I think he controls mine and others thoughts. If he does it's gotta be past my understanding of the mind. One person, even if he could bend time and space and other such mighty things, wouldn't want to, or be able to control the thoughts of 6 billion + beings on our hugely populated planet. And if there are otehr life forms out there....do they have the same god as us? Anyway...about the sembient beings on THIS planet. What about animals, insects, and all teh little things, like bacteria. They dont have brains and neither do plants but they are alive. Does god control them? Maybe they are better in touch with god because they are in touch with him? Is it a bad thing to think for ourslves? Sometimes it can be nice to jsut let someone else be in charge but still...wouldnt it be nice if we could claim that we solved most of our problems on our own? Without the help of an all-knowing being? I think so. Maybe this is gods test. To see if we can withstand things like greed and selfishness. I'm sounding like some kind of prophet or something here but thats another thing. There are so many people in history claiming to be prophets taht there was eitehr some mass histeria that was passed down over the centuries to occur again in lots of different people, which sounds unlikely. Or, they may have been telling the truth. Have non religious people ever thought of that? How, for example, could Moses, who was normal for his whole life, suddenly develop crazyness that made him believe he was speaking for god? PLus all teh things he did were recorded! What about that? There is no record of him falling on his head or anything either...well think on that...and if, God, you are reading my thoughts now...am i correct? No, dont tell me, Im not worthy enough to be teh next prophet. And, quite frankly, I dont want to be called a crazy person in this overly populated planet we call earth.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Join the Dark Side!!!

We have cookies! No really, we do. I'm eating one right now! Girl Scouts make the best stuff. I feel like I've kind of missed out, not ever trying girl scouts. By the time I was ready to try being one they were out of style...those little green outfits were ugly anyway...green is my favorite color though...how about I dont understand other people...
Its hard to get how people want you to act. Should I laugh or was it not meant to be funny? Should I sympathize or make fun of? What to do what to do...omg! we dont have to take the national latin exam! hurrah! sorry, interrupting, on with the gloom...so. I sometimes think about what people would think if they read my mind while I was walking past or sitting near them. I've never really stopped to think about if I could read theirs...I blame Twilight for even putting those thoughts in my head, it makes me self concious even inside my head! Ahhhh!!!!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Italian Cuisine

So yea...I get to go on this awesome experience, a ten day trip to italy right? But i have to miss like a week of important things! A field trip, well 2, and I was thinking of other things but i dont want to talk about those.....yea, so never mind, my hand hurts....I've got to get out of my funk!