This is fo you Damien Bollinosky

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Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The Queen of the Night's Aria from Mozart's Magic Flute

German TextDer Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen,Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!Fühlt nicht durch dich SarastroTodesschmerzen,So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr.Verstossen sei auf ewig,Verlassen sei auf ewig,Zertrümmert sei'n auf ewigAlle Bande der NaturWenn nicht durch dich!Sarastro wird erblassen!Hört, Rachegötter,Hört der Mutter Schwur!
English Translation of "Der Hölle Rache"The vengeance of Hell boils in my heart,Death and despair flame about me!If Sarastro does not through you feelThe pain of death,Then you will be my daughter nevermore.Disowned may you be forever,Abandoned may you be forever,Destroyed be foreverAll the bonds of nature,If not through youSarastro becomes pale! (as death)Hear, Gods of Revenge,Hear a mother's oath!

P.S. i just randomly searched this, figured ud no it.... :)

KITTY!!!!!!

OMG!!! zuboomafoo! I got a kitten! oh! and she is sooo cute!! when i take a pic ill post it i guess....but my dad wants to name her sox because she has white paws! tell him no!!

i love my cat, who was namesd spitfire before by teh way

hilahrious

another stupid thing from 6th grade...made me almost pee my pants:

Adam and Eve’s Sci-Fi Adventure

God became lonely, so he made some guy friends out of clay (2 to be exact). They played all night but after a while the 2 humans, Adrian and Adam got lonely for a gal friend. So God made them a girl. God named her Edith.

After a few months Adam got jealous because Edith came to love only Adrian. Adam and Adrian had a ginormous fight that shook the Earth, dude, Adam became the first murderer. Edith cried for many a days but when God finally forgave Adam he stopped her tears from flowing.

When Edith finally came into the sun from the long time she spent hiding from Adam, he saw a hideous secret. Do you know what had come into view from Edith’s tears? Edith’s cover was blown, the Earth now saw that Edith was the first Alien! She looks even more beautiful as an alien, Adam thought. So he changed her name to Eve meaning pretty lady in the Olde tongue.

3 Years Later

God comes back from his long vacation in the other paradise to see that Eden was littered with…children!

God realizes what Adam has done to poor Eve and opens a portal towards the negative zone into which he flings Adam. Then God makes a second and nicer Adam with whom Eve finishes the story that you may or may not know and afterwards meets her true love in heaven. What a happy couple! Adrian and Eve, Eve and Adrian (cough). Sorry, on with the story.

Epilogue

Bet y’all are wondering how there live over 4 billion people in the world when Earth starts out with only a few children. Well my friends the “cave-men” that you know them as, did not scratch drawings onto cave walls. They were mechanical geniuses, smarter than those today. So it can be very simple to duplicate children and change their features. And there you have it the true story of Adam and Eve. Oh yes, I forgot you are probably also wondering how an alien can have human children and why God did not know right away what was happening in Eden. Well those stories are for another day.

-The End

hahahahhaa!!!!!!! Cardiovascular surgeon.

i hate popular people

Our school is so small that its not possible for tehre to be popular people right? wrong. In like 6th grade i tried out for middle school council. I was the only one who advertized herself adn put up fliers. no one else did and that might have been what made me not as cool but first off heres my flier, which i thought was pretty good:

Making The World A Better
Place Since 1993.

Vote RACHEL FRIED for
Middle School Council.


and then there was a picture of flowers, random i no

this was my speech:

My fellow classmates, I present to you why I would like to be on the middle school council:

My friends have told me that I am very loyal and trustworthy. If I commit to something, I follow through.

I think I am a strong candidate because I enjoy taking charge and look forward to taking responsibility for running activities and fundraising events.

I am articulate and able to communicate and share ideas with other middle school council members, my class, and teachers.

I’m also a team player, whether on the hockey field or in the classroom.

I would really have fun thinking of new and creative activities for my classmates this school year. One of my ideas for October is to have a Jack-O-Lantern decorating contest. I have lots of other ideas for making this year fun, but I want to hear your ideas too.

I want to represent my class on the student council. I’m committed to making our school a better place. Please vote for me, Rachel Fried


the person who won, i think it was a girl, had a speech that consisted of mostly umms and "ill make a good person for student council. tehy had no speech prepared! arrrghh!! o well teh past is past...still annoys me though

i love this song

Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies
Fifty Nifty stars on the flag that billows so beautifully in the breeze.
Each individual state contributes a quality that is great.Each individual state deserves a bow, We salute them now.
Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies
Shout 'em, scout 'em, Tell all about 'em,
One by one,til we've given a name to every state in the USA
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, ConnecticutDelaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, IndianaIowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine,Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan.Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,Nebraska, Nevada,New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio,Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina,South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas,Utah, Vermont, VIRGINIA, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming
North, South, East, West in our own starving, objective, un-predjucidiced opinion VIRGINIA
Is the Best of the Fifty Nifty United States from thirteen original colonies!!!
Shout 'em,scout'em, tell all about 'emOne by One
till we've given a day to every state in the good old U....S...A!!!!!!!!!!

reesees pieces

yummy. Have we ever thought about what it would feel like to be a piece of food? If they were alive I mean. Well some animals ingest their food alive, like snakes eating mice...One time I went to the new bug place thats somewhere in between school and downtown and we came on a "good day" because this snake was fed once a month and today was the day. Of course I didnt want to watch, being a veggie, so I stood in the other room. I tried to watch at first but it was too horrific watching that poor mouse be put from a tiny box into this enclosed glass cage with no way to escape and it was squeeking the whole time....oh it was tooo sad! I had to leave but I coulnt escape the sounds! So sad! In the end they fed it 2 mice and i had to go outside. My mom was all like, "look how cool this is Rae! Come on! its neat! This would have happened any way..." Would it have? The mouse would have had a chance in the wild. But no. Here it was bred especially so taht it had no diseases that would kill the snake or whatever. So sad but...back to the first question....what would it feel like to be swallowed alive and whole? From what the bug people said the mouse gets suffocated slowly inside the snake and is slowly disintegrated by the snakes internal fluids. It cant even die a little bit faster by losing blood because the snake never really bites it enough to make it bleed. I dont know if it was a poisonous snake but I dont think it was....those kind of snakes would probably not eat live mice but almost dead ones. so if you were a mouse and had to be eaten pray that its a poisonous one, right?

Sick day

I feel horribleeee....sneezin an coughin an blowin ma nosie....blech...want to die...eeeeeeaaarrrrghhh!!



zzzzttttt zap! killin bugs with ma vaccume.........eat my snot!!!!!

farts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRhs3-pP8w

the hauntening- havent watched it with sound but funny without it. im soooooo bored

evil thoughts

just another dang vampire wannabe

It is a night of blood, a song of darkness,wolves vent their pain. The immortal onewakens.Mist shrouds her brooding form,an everlasting desire.Her raven hair cascades overpale shoulders, and herfull scarlet lips part slightly, to taste theblood streaming from thepale flesh beneathher.Now a night of darkness,I smile vaguely.

hahaha- http://www.deadlounge.com/poetry/created.html

rawr!

Hahaha

Well....I was searching around my computor files for old things I had written for school...It's pretty sad actally...I realized I sound just like my younger siblings...anyways, heres a poem I wrote in like 2005:
Blue

White
Roses
Bloom
On
A
Blue
Moon
In
June.
Green
Roses
Bud
In
The
Mud.
Crud.

Pink
Roses
Flower
In
The
Bower
On
The
Mayflower.
Yellow
Roses
Blossom
In
The

Bosom
Of
People
Who
Floss ‘em.
Blue
Roses
Flourish
When
Nourished.
Red
Roses
Bloom
In
Any
Room
Or
Gloom.



P.S. That made me ink.

First Blog! Oh yea!!!

Hey viewers! I just started this so...yea...I'm not gonna treat it zactly like a journal but I might post "Diary pages" on days when I need to put out steam like all bloggers...right? haha, give me some ideas to write about....should I put like poems and old papers or something?